Funny office notebooks $9.99•Flat $7 shipping•Secure checkout by Square
HR-DISAPPROVED DESK SUPPLIES

Funny stuff to get you through the workday.

Spiral notebooks and a brutally honest 2027 desk calendar for people who say what everyone else is thinking.

Notebooks $9.99Ships from FloridaSecure Square checkout
Things That Got Me Sent to HR Notebook — BlackCurrently Unable to Give a Fuck Notebook — BlackMeetings That Could Have Been Emails Notebook — Hot Pink
Say it on paper. Not in the meeting.
Ships from FloridaPacked in South Daytona
Secure checkoutProcessed by Square
Gift-ready humorCoworkers, bosses, Secret Santa
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Why shop Office Snarky?

Because every office has one: the person who mutters what everyone else is thinking. We're a small Florida shop: notebooks are $9.99, orders are packed in South Daytona, and checkout runs through Square so your card details stay private.

Our story

“Finally—a notebook that says exactly what everyone in the meeting is thinking.”Brand message, not a customer review

Questions? Answers.

How much is shipping?

Shipping is calculated by order size and shown before you pay: shipping is a flat $7.00 per order, no matter how many notebooks or calendars you buy.

Do you charge sales tax?

No. We don't charge sales tax right now. If that ever changes, any tax is shown at checkout before you pay.

How do I pay?

Checkout is processed securely by Square. Pay with a credit or debit card, or with Apple Pay or Google Pay on supported devices. Your card details go straight to Square and never touch our website.

Where do you ship from?

We pack orders in Florida and ship within the 50 United States and Washington, DC.

How do I track my order?

When your order ships you'll get an email with the tracking number.

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