Frequently asked questions
What size are the notebooks?
Every Office Snarky notebook is 5.5" × 8.5" with 75 college-ruled white pages, a durable double-wire spiral and a heavyweight laminated cardstock cover with a gloss finish.
Why does each saying come in different colors?
Each saying has its own lineup of cover colors — from Corporate Black and Office Gray to Meeting Pink, Coffee Stain Mustard and Deadline Purple. Pick a color on any product page, or shop by cover color to see everything in your favorite shade.
How much do they cost?
Notebooks are $9.99 each. The 2027 desk calendar is $18.99. Shipping and any sales tax are shown at checkout before you pay.
How do I pay?
Checkout is processed securely by Square. Your card details and shipping address go straight to Square and never touch our website.
Do these make good gifts?
That's kind of the whole point. Coworkers, managers, teachers, nurses, receptionists, remote workers, work besties, Secret Santa, white elephant, Boss's Day and birthdays.
Is the language really on the cover?
Yes. Several covers use adult language exactly as shown in the photos. Professional-looking from across the room — less professional once somebody reads the cover.
Where are you located?
Office Snarky is a small business based in South Daytona, Florida.
How do I contact you?
Email officesnarky@gmail.com — we read everything, even the snarky stuff.