Currently Unable to Give a Fuck
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Out of office, emotionally. Your fucks booked a one-way ticket and didn't leave a forwarding address. This notebook is where you keep track of everything you're officially not dealing with until they get back — which is never.
Cover color: Spreadsheet Blue · Blue · 9 options for this saying
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Desk-side mood indicator · To-dos you may or may not do · Gift for the coworker who's over it
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Professional-looking from across the room. Less professional once somebody reads the cover. Contains adult language.
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Keep a daily WTF tally.
Low battery. No shit accepted.
A memoir in progress.